Friday, May 12, 2006

Anybody want to buy California?

Fox News has a frequent "Out There" column which they update probably 5 times a week with quirky news stories from around the world. One of the stories from today read:
New Zealand Is Clearly Not for Sale? Dang
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) — New Zealand is not for sale, despite somebody in neighboring Australia trying to offload the nation of 4 million to the highest online bidder.
With a starting offer of just one cent, brisk bidding for the prime chunk of South Pacific real estate quickly boosted the price to $2,330 before eBay pulled the plug on the auction this week.
"Clearly New Zealand is not for sale," eBay Australia spokesman Daniel Feiler told the New Zealand Press Association, adding that 22 bids had been made before the company acted.
"It is mostly household items we have for sale, but there are the occasional quirky items put up," he added. "We have a look at them and if they are OK we leave them, but if it is something that can't be sold, we take them off."
The trader has not been named, but apparently was unimpressed with the country he was trying to sell.
The rivalry between the two countries is intense and in his advertisement the man said New Zealand had "very ordinary weather."

This has inspired me. Through this blog, I would like to put up for sale every state that voted for John Kerry and Mississippi. Bidding starts at $1 for each state. The winning bidder gets all the rights and privileges that I currently own in the state they purchase. Please make all checks payable to "Lt. Dan."


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