Sunday, April 23, 2006

Update on the Elect

Thanks to Prettier than Napolean for this updated list on next year's crop of Supreme Court clerks. I'd like to take a moment to pay homage to Adam Conrad of UGA who is keeping the hopes alive of all the state school kids who dream of greatness (I don't recognize UVA as a state school & neither does anyone else).

Dave Foster (Harvard '05/Kozinski)
Mark Yohalem (Harvard '05/Rymer)
Eric Murphy (Chicago '05/Wilkinson)
Lisa Marshall (Yale '05/Leval)

David Han (Harvard '05/Boudin)
Daniel Tenny (Michigan '05/Tatel)
Bryan Leach (Yale '05/Cabranes)
Boris Bershteyn (Yale '04/Cabranes)

Dan Bress (UVA '05/Wilkinson '05-'06)
Louis A. Chaiten (Northwestern '98/Sutton '03-'04)
Joshua Lipshutz (Stanford '05/Kozinski '05-'06)
Hashim Mooppan (Harvard '05/Luttigator '05-'06)

Nick Bagley (NYU '05/Tatel)
Chad Golder (Yale '05/Garland)
Jamal Greene (Yale '05/Guidomaniac)
Lauren Sudeall (Harvard '05/Bleeding Reinhardt)

Kate Andrias (Yale '04/Bleeding Reinhardt '04-'05)
Scott Hershovitz (Yale '04/W. Fletcher '04-'05)
Daphna Renan (Yale '04/Edwards '04-'05)
Arun Subramanian (Columbia '04/Jacobs '04-'05/G. Lynch '05-'06)

Stephen Shackleford (Harvard '05/Boudin)
Thiru Vignarajah (Harvard '05/Calabresi)
Tacy Flint (Chicago '04/'05, Posner)
Jaren Casazza (Columbia '04/Jacobs '04-'05/Wood '05-'06)

John Adams (UVA '03/Sentelle-tubby '03-'04)
David Bragdon (UVA '02/S. Williams '02-'03)
Brandt Leibe (Yale '05/Luttigator '05-'06)
Adam Conrad (Georgia '05/Sentelle '05-'06)

George Hicks (Harvard '05/Brown)
Felicia Ellsworth (Chicago '05/Boudin)
Paul Nathanson (Harvard '04/Niemeyer/Silberman)
Keenan Kmiec (Boalt '04/Alito/Sentelle)


*At this time, Gump's Law cannot substantiate the rumor that Joe Biden will be one of Alito's clerks next term. We will provide more information on this when it comes available.


Blogger Ping-Pong Paddle said...

So according to my sources (and they are good sources), every single one of Luttig's clerks for the last 10 years has gone on to clerk on the Supreme Court. You might notice that currently there are only 2 Luttigators clerking for next year. Therefore, I have a 2 part question: 1)what do you think the odds that this lone remaining Luttigator will clerk for Alito and 2)what punishment will Luttig give this unnamed Luttigator if he ends his streak?

7:50 PM  
Blogger Lt. Dan said...

Although I hate starting rumors, I hear that Ted Kennedy will be Alito's file clerk--locked in the basement so Mrs. Alito never has to see him again. He is already his whipping boy as evidenced by the confirmation hearings.

6:57 AM  
Blogger Shrimp Boat said...

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8:27 AM  
Blogger Shrimp Boat said...

My guess is that the lone remaining Lutig clerk clerk has about a 97% chance of ending up w/ Alito. If somehow that doesn't happen I would imagine that J. Michael will probably force the disgraced clerk to:
1. Sew a red "L" on his suit jacket
2. Attend the Democratic National Convention, &
3. Watch the Gilmore Girls

9:52 AM  
Blogger Bubba said...

Do you recognize Michigan as a state school?

6:02 PM  
Blogger Shrimp Boat said...

I don't even recognize it as a state.

6:26 PM  

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