Friday, April 14, 2006

Let's All Move to San Francisco

The REAL news story that has been ignored during this newest Barry Bonds fiasco, is not that he is potentially facing criminal charges for perjury in the Balco case (, but that the city of San Francisco (& the entire Northern District of California for that matter) has apparantly rid itself of all federal crimes.

Why else would a US Attorney's office spend valuable time and taxpayer dollars trying to ensure that Barry Bonds' name gets an asterisks in the record book if they were still combatting-as according to their website-crimes such as computer hacking, accounting and securities fraud, narcotics trafficking, bank robbery, guns, violence, environmental crime, civil rights violations, and terrorist activities?

Since I can't imagine a government offical would ever exploit his office for political gains, it must be the case that there are no more guns, drugs, or suicide bombers in Northern CA.

Let's all give a round of applause for US Attorney Kevin Ryan for making the Northern District of CA the safest place on the planet.


Blogger Ping-Pong Paddle said...

This should come as no surprise since there are so many "friendly" people in San Francisco.

7:37 AM  
Blogger Shrimp Boat said...

I just can't quit you!

3:59 PM  

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